I’ll own at least two golden retrievers (Ranger and Reagan) before I ever play a role in popping out any little goblins. Big props on stepping up to the plate on being a rock star dad though, Kyle.
I once went to a bar named “Plan B” while vacationing in Puerto Rico. Visited a CVS in the shitty part of town with some girl named Maria the next morning to purchase some. Nothing worse than the anxiety of knocking up some chubby foreigner.
As a fellow Loudoun County resident, I’m shocked that this happened in the upper class suburban soccer mom capital of the country. I hope you enjoyed your lunch.
Great read. I went through a temporary breakup with my current girlfriend senior year and when I broke down to an old fraternity brother, he iced my ass. That’s what friends are for.
This is a fantastic article, and one that really hits home. I’ve still got my maternal grandparents nearby, and my Grandma beating cancer at age 84 was the reminder I needed to cherish their wisdom, selflessness, and dedication to the family as often as possible. (Even if they are Trump supporters)
As someone who works in college in admissions for a major university, this article simply reminded that I’m a worthless POS enabling the poor financial decisions of our youth. PGP.
This is a fantastic read. Not to be that shameless self promoter, but my buddy and I have a satirical #stopmillennials channel on youtube for anyone who’s interested.
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Couple of drinks, bud.
This article is a bit watered down but I can sea where you’re coming from.
Madoff, it was your writing that got me hooked on this site over a year ago and you continue to deliver. Right on, brother.
Free Ball Friday, an American past time.
I can see how people could get really tied up over this, though I think “no socks” is the shoe in answer here.
I’ll own at least two golden retrievers (Ranger and Reagan) before I ever play a role in popping out any little goblins. Big props on stepping up to the plate on being a rock star dad though, Kyle.
It was probably that slut Rebecca from Spanish.
I wear many hats.
I once went to a bar named “Plan B” while vacationing in Puerto Rico. Visited a CVS in the shitty part of town with some girl named Maria the next morning to purchase some. Nothing worse than the anxiety of knocking up some chubby foreigner.
As a fellow Loudoun County resident, I’m shocked that this happened in the upper class suburban soccer mom capital of the country. I hope you enjoyed your lunch.
Great read. I went through a temporary breakup with my current girlfriend senior year and when I broke down to an old fraternity brother, he iced my ass. That’s what friends are for.
The life of Shibby intrigues me greatly.
So sorry to hear that. Will be keeping your family in my prayers, hang tough.
This is a fantastic article, and one that really hits home. I’ve still got my maternal grandparents nearby, and my Grandma beating cancer at age 84 was the reminder I needed to cherish their wisdom, selflessness, and dedication to the family as often as possible. (Even if they are Trump supporters)
As someone who works in college in admissions for a major university, this article simply reminded that I’m a worthless POS enabling the poor financial decisions of our youth. PGP.
This is exactly what I needed on a Monday.
She was a babe. Note the subtle shout out to Shibby’s #marglife at 1:05.
This is a fantastic read. Not to be that shameless self promoter, but my buddy and I have a satirical #stopmillennials channel on youtube for anyone who’s interested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SccRJi1Zqn4
Damn it double post. God awful delivery, but my intentions were good .
You’re an interesting specimen.