#7: The cocky flexible bitch with the pink mat that wears obnoxious neon yoga shorts (w/ matching headband) and frowns upon studios without mirrors on the walls.
OMG. Every. Freaking. Day. And if anything he has put on some pounds since we moved into this 4th floor loft. Dude just take the archaic questionable elevator like I do.
Having to hold back laughter while reading this column during my sad attempt at wasting away the last 15 minutes of work was just so on point. Kudos to YOU, sir.
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“Education is the one thing that no one can take away from you.”
*and no one can take away your mansion in Windermere, FL either Elin.*
Hardly humble. Guess it wasn’t well received. Ha.
#7: The cocky flexible bitch with the pink mat that wears obnoxious neon yoga shorts (w/ matching headband) and frowns upon studios without mirrors on the walls.
^ me
Two things:
1) Snitches get stitches.
2) My first AOL screen name was LilCrakaJap though.
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Looks like it’s time for Volume II. W R Bolen, get on it.
I heard that. Wish I didn’t heard that but I heard that.
OMG. Every. Freaking. Day. And if anything he has put on some pounds since we moved into this 4th floor loft. Dude just take the archaic questionable elevator like I do.
Hands down. My new favorite PGP username. *approving head nod accompanied by a courteous golf clap*
For you, yes that ups the awkward ante for sure. For me, it’s only natural and expected 😉
Having to hold back laughter while reading this column during my sad attempt at wasting away the last 15 minutes of work was just so on point. Kudos to YOU, sir.
Well Dirty Murt. Please forgive me. For I have fallen in love with you based on the content of this article. Wanna bang? Ha.