“Son, never trust a man who doesn’t drink because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They’re the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They’re usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they’re a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can’t trust a man who’s afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It’s damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he’s heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl”
I received a call from the office of my apartment coplex to inform me one of my neighbors filed a complaint because they saw me, allegedly, peeing of my balcony. They haven’t confronted me yet about it, but when they do I imagine it will be pretty akward.
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Still one of the greatest games ever played.
I get chills because of game 6 of the ’11 world series.
The Royals demise was payback for the blown call in the ’85 Series.
Same here. Have to use PTO.
Are you a child? Do you know how to dress yourself? Stop wearing vans with suits.
Some of us also had to move to a big city (ATL) because that is where the jobs are.
My dad had throat cancer. I don’t know if I’m disgusted or proud of him.
I like #63. Not so much #59.
“there are some real ups and downs”–pun intended?
If you wear vans and a suit to a wedding you are a douche.
At least you had $200 in savings
Pot. Hands down the best hangover cure out there.
“Son, never trust a man who doesn’t drink because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They’re the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They’re usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they’re a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can’t trust a man who’s afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It’s damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he’s heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl”
My local watering hole just shut down because someone got murdered in the parking lot.
they’re called pointless
Cool story.
Cool story…
If you’re gonna run a truck into a ditch, run it hard.
I received a call from the office of my apartment coplex to inform me one of my neighbors filed a complaint because they saw me, allegedly, peeing of my balcony. They haven’t confronted me yet about it, but when they do I imagine it will be pretty akward.
How on Earth is someone a Mizzou fan and a Rams fan and not a Cards fan? How much did you drink after the infield fly rule?