My work wife is pretty much a superior who leaks information to me before the rest of the office gets it. We do lunch sometimes. We don’t talk in the office as our relationship is of the clandestine nature. Wouldn’t intentionally sleep with her but I have a thing for women in positions of power so 10 times out of 10, I’d probably give it to her.
Summer is Preseason. You’re holding auditions for who will hold the coveted position of cold weather partner. By Labor Day, its clear who has made the cut. Just start spending more time with that person. Don’t murk the waters with talks of girlfriend and boyfriend.
I’ll say this man: One of the scariest things I’ve ever done was quit a job I hated but was “safe”. There are other jobs. You can actually enjoy going to work every day. Shine up that turd you call a resume and get out of that hell hole. Good luck buddy.
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My dog eats raw meat. Its not nearly as expensive as what you mentioned. High quality kibble and raw meat even out cost wise if done intelligently.
My work wife is pretty much a superior who leaks information to me before the rest of the office gets it. We do lunch sometimes. We don’t talk in the office as our relationship is of the clandestine nature. Wouldn’t intentionally sleep with her but I have a thing for women in positions of power so 10 times out of 10, I’d probably give it to her.
Excellent Rule quote.
Facts.
The quality of writing has gone to shit around here.
This clarification made me literally laugh out loud.
Summer is Preseason. You’re holding auditions for who will hold the coveted position of cold weather partner. By Labor Day, its clear who has made the cut. Just start spending more time with that person. Don’t murk the waters with talks of girlfriend and boyfriend.
Somethings you just go to the grave with… This may be one of them.
I hate you almost as much as I hate myself right now.
I’ll say this man: One of the scariest things I’ve ever done was quit a job I hated but was “safe”. There are other jobs. You can actually enjoy going to work every day. Shine up that turd you call a resume and get out of that hell hole. Good luck buddy.
“I will endeavor to maintain the Spirit of Youth.” A part of my creed.
The amount of preparedness…
Handprints. Footprints if you did it right.
So… I’m serious. Can I get that spreadsheet?
There is a lot of gender ambiguity here.
I created my dog an Instagram page… So there’s that.
The nose on her… Dear God. Still would though.
Everyone still hates you bud.
Bold Strategy Cotton. Lets see if pays off.
Everyone hates you bud.