Mine started getting so bad I had to get an endoscopy (camera down your esophagus and into your stomach). Not fun. I hope for your sake your doctor doesn’t make you do that.
Definitely agree with Dillon’s advice on the weight loss stuff. My college boyfriend and I both experienced significant “relationship weight gain” and we had to make a commitment to work out/eat well together to get results. Plus by the time I found out he was cheating on me I had a rockin’ bod to jump back into the game.
My best friend came to visit this weekend and she ended up throwing up so much it clogged my toilet. I’m not even mad about it but I will never forgive her for ruining our 400+ day snapchat streak on the same day she clogged the toilet.
There is also always that one person who is totally willing to drink rounds other people paid for but then miraculously disappears when it’s their turn to buy. That person needs to be cut from the friend group.
Just had this problem on Friday night. I was drinking way faster than my friends so I started ordering myself doubles and them singles for every round I purchased.
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I’m the only snack in my office. PGP.
The hot bar at my work cafeteria is 30% off after 2 pm. It would just be irresponsible to eat before then.
Mine started getting so bad I had to get an endoscopy (camera down your esophagus and into your stomach). Not fun. I hope for your sake your doctor doesn’t make you do that.
An Aspen wedding actually sounds amazing but I’m from Colorado so that wouldn’t be a huge stretch for most of my hypothetical wedding guests.
As someone who is extremely clumsy my first thought was, “You can’t fall down without legs!” So go ahead and take my legs.
“Employees must wash hands before returning to work.”
Right?! I already make enough to support myself so why do I care how much my SO makes?
Also you never know how well they clean those glasses.
Definitely agree with Dillon’s advice on the weight loss stuff. My college boyfriend and I both experienced significant “relationship weight gain” and we had to make a commitment to work out/eat well together to get results. Plus by the time I found out he was cheating on me I had a rockin’ bod to jump back into the game.
This brings back memories of our Butterfly Pavilion field trips. So much fun.
There’s an entire TV series dedicated to this happening.
Goat yoga is a real thing. @drunkcartographer and I invented raccoon yoga while drinking last weekend and we’re launching our business soon.
My best friend came to visit this weekend and she ended up throwing up so much it clogged my toilet. I’m not even mad about it but I will never forgive her for ruining our 400+ day snapchat streak on the same day she clogged the toilet.
Works great until the person asks if they can join you in the shower.
Would you rather: read an article about sex with a goat or have to look at Boston Max’s shirtless mirror selfie again?… Goat 100%
Not really similar. In that episode everyone would have known his decision either way.
I don’t think he was the only idiot in this scenario.
Chicks who freak out about uncircumcised dicks are missing out on a lot of great guys. There is absolutely nothing weird about it.
There is also always that one person who is totally willing to drink rounds other people paid for but then miraculously disappears when it’s their turn to buy. That person needs to be cut from the friend group.
Just had this problem on Friday night. I was drinking way faster than my friends so I started ordering myself doubles and them singles for every round I purchased.