I convinced my old boss that if she slept with me she’d find a man for herself in the next few weeks. It worked and she got a promotion and is now in a serious relationship and I’m still alone. So uhh…. good for her… I guess.
I mean there’s a pretty good local brewery at the entrance of my neighborhood so I do growlers as much as I can but I’ll keep picking up cases of beer at Kroger until I finish setting up the kegerator.
There’s never enough food in the stomach. Hell, I’ll eat during the act. It’s like an orgasm in your mouth and in your nether regions. At the same time.
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Basically told boss she’d get in a relationship if we hooked up and it actually happened. But you know, not with me.
I convinced my old boss that if she slept with me she’d find a man for herself in the next few weeks. It worked and she got a promotion and is now in a serious relationship and I’m still alone. So uhh…. good for her… I guess.
Pesky Blinders and Planet Earth 2? Woo! Just upgraded to ultra HD Netflix.
Or maybe I’m a fatass
That’s how much I spend in like two weeks. Are you guys starving yourselves or something?
If you’re not serious then that’s one of the funniest things I’ve read recently.
Brb while I go binge watch every Thomas and Friends.
But think about all the dollar margaritas you could’ve bought at Applebee’s.
It’s the best bar crawl there is
“I don’t measure”
Plus if you go at the right time of the year you can watch TPC
I mean there’s a pretty good local brewery at the entrance of my neighborhood so I do growlers as much as I can but I’ll keep picking up cases of beer at Kroger until I finish setting up the kegerator.
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It still sucks if you’re management. Corporate level is where it’s at
I thought it was funny
You asked for a moist maker?
“Roger. Roger.”
There’s never enough food in the stomach. Hell, I’ll eat during the act. It’s like an orgasm in your mouth and in your nether regions. At the same time.
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