I still throw up in parking lots. PGP.

Getting a job rejection email from a baby boomer who has a high school diploma. PGP.

Never realized the extent of my immaturity until I attended today’s sexual misconduct seminar. PGP.

I still make out in bars.PGP

I only see friends at weddings or bachelor parties.

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

Thinking about sending in my application to The Real World.

Puke and rallied this morning – by which I mean I was so hungover I puked but still had to go to work. PGP

Realizing you’d rather start at the bottom somewhere else than advance within your current organization. PGP.

College girls think I’m too told. Girls I meet out think I’m too young. PGP.