My buddies and I were hitting on a group of girls from eastern Europe at a bar. I said something ridiculous and a buddy said “easy there cowboy.” The girls thought that that meant I was a real cowboy so I entertained them with tales from the trail for the rest of the night. Pretty successful night
One of my coworkers friend requested me the first week I started. Not wanting to be a dick I accepted. He got promoted to my manager a month later so I can’t put anything fun on social media anymore
Went to the gym recently with a buddy I’ve known since college. When I pulled out my bar of soap, he laughed in my face and said that, if he had known I was a bar soap guy, he would have never been friends with me.
I just imagine you telling every house you go to that you’re Cinderella when they open the door and ask what you’re dressed as. Then once you leave, the adults just look at each other and say “the hell is wrong with that clown?”
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My buddies and I were hitting on a group of girls from eastern Europe at a bar. I said something ridiculous and a buddy said “easy there cowboy.” The girls thought that that meant I was a real cowboy so I entertained them with tales from the trail for the rest of the night. Pretty successful night
One of my coworkers friend requested me the first week I started. Not wanting to be a dick I accepted. He got promoted to my manager a month later so I can’t put anything fun on social media anymore
Went to the gym recently with a buddy I’ve known since college. When I pulled out my bar of soap, he laughed in my face and said that, if he had known I was a bar soap guy, he would have never been friends with me.
Fuck ’em. I’m keeping my bar soap
There’s no difference between being early and being wrong
I don’t think you can be considered a millennial if you’re two thousand years old.
Great profile pic change. Love the dedication
Ja Rule Pandora is the go-to when I’m having a pregame. Always gets the energy level up
Not beating around the bush at all here
I feel like it would’ve been a whole lot easier just to remember what cars they drove
I don’t care where Coach decided to move, it doesn’t justify Buddy Garrity taking his number 1 spot
That last one sounds a lot like the Street, Riggins, Lyla triangle from FNL season one
Whoa
Ever find that stapler?
Glover park is like this. Only problem is there’s no metro stop close by
Actually looking forward to winter after this article
48 points just chilling on my bench while Fitzpatrick posts a solid 3 as the starter
Ripping off Caroline Tillo’s idea and being Tom Brady’s balls cause I’m unoriginal but want people to think I’m funny
I just imagine you telling every house you go to that you’re Cinderella when they open the door and ask what you’re dressed as. Then once you leave, the adults just look at each other and say “the hell is wrong with that clown?”
That’s an awfully specific generalization for a big and diverse generation.
So did he buy a yacht and name it after another girl that’s not his wife? Or did I read that wrong?