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At your desk??
Because Oklahoma is so fucking awesome
Jerk off
Someone thinks too highly of herself.
The slump buster
$130K / year is a great job??
Roofie colada
You’re missing “Guy on HR’s speed dial”
Sarah McLachlan song from the abused animal commercials… my kinda woman
Typical New York City bitch
Any EDM DJ – Free. Press play on iPod
Someone should’ve told him that in Russia, pussy whips you
A wise man once said “I can’t trust a man who doesn’t drink, because a man who doesn’t drink doesn’t trust himself.”
Translation? The fact that you’re invited to one of these means you’re associating with the wrong people
#town?
You’re on the second “N” of the D.E.N.N.I.S System – “Neglect Emotionally.” Expect him to “Inspire Hope” soon
Girl I used to sleep with had Tik Tok by Kesha… apparently that alarm means you LOVE anal
This is basically a “how to” for not getting laid
Dignity is overrated
You forgot Humplemakers
Cathodist – great combo. Blending the Catholic girl fondness for anal with the “anything goes” Methodist attitude