Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP
I see my Jimmy John’s delivery guy more than I see my family. PGP.
Did the math. If I don’t get at least $1,732 back on my tax return, I’ll have operated at a loss in 2014.
Only shitting when on the clock. PGPM.
I just want someone to help me pay rent and also have sex with. PGP.
Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.
G.L.O.P.