MARNY

Member Since 05/13/2014

#StopBarreClasses

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

Post Grad Problems

You’re Actually Eating A TON Of Calories Whenever You Go To Chipotle

I see my Jimmy John’s delivery guy more than I see my family. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Did the math. If I don’t get at least $1,732 back on my tax return, I’ll have operated at a loss in 2014.

Post Grad Problems

Only shitting when on the clock. PGPM.

Post Grad Problems

I just want someone to help me pay rent and also have sex with. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

G.L.O.P.

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