MarcusHalberstram 9 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Move In Together She’s probably just smoking hot. Can’t blame poor Todd for chasing a 10. Anyone familiar with the Hot v. Crazy line graph knows… you can’t have it both ways. 26 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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She’s probably just smoking hot. Can’t blame poor Todd for chasing a 10. Anyone familiar with the Hot v. Crazy line graph knows… you can’t have it both ways.
Normally this column makes me think about dating. All I can think about right now is getting an Oberon
“But what if you’re so smooth that you parlay it into group sex with all the girls?” -my dillusional male mind
Tip 6: always do a TON of blow before you film cooking videos