Good ol' boy from California...it's the land of platinum blondes and sunshine and freezing water. I will not take any California jokes lightly, unless it's from SNL.
Take her to where you had your first date, get down on a knee, and tell her you just got anchor. Then you’ll start hearing voices and run to the bathroom
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Why would you put songs in your top ten that you don’t like? There’s enough good ones out there
Beautiful game
Its the sweet one
I don’t want a large Farva, I want a litre a cola!
I’m a Dapper Dan man
It’s 2018, and we’re leaving no stone unturned
Ay let me holla at ya girl
Sturgill Simpson tries too hard to sound like Wayland. Stapleton is OK, but a try hard as well… sorry bout it.
Carpenter here, deucing in a client’s nice bathroom while sweaty and covered in sawdust never gets less awkward
“Roll damn tide, Jenny” – in Gump voice
Take her to where you had your first date, get down on a knee, and tell her you just got anchor. Then you’ll start hearing voices and run to the bathroom
Maybe she says no? Disappointed in the ring size maybe or the atmosphere was just not right.
One can hope
You gotta get it hot before you put your meat in fellas
C’mon maaan
It’s spelled *pour….
Those can’t be Stafford’s biceps, so whose are they?
As long as it’s cold
Spot on except that Jerry doesn’t really drink
Devin O’Brien!
Sometimes I’ll just a get a bottle of some good whiskey and get hammered at home. Just me and my dog