Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

I Have Some Thoughts On Thrillist’s “Best Burger List”

Every Lesson I’ve Ever Learned Was The Hard Way

What The Type of Dog You Have Says About You

I’m Tired Of Non-Texans Hating On Whataburger

This Is The Order You Should Be Checking Your Apps When You Wake Up

How To Navigate The Chicago Bar Scene Through All The Hipsters And Douchebags

A Mother’s Day Letter From A Generic Millennial

Which Age Would I Most Want To Go Back And Punch Myself In The Face?

All I Want In Life Is A Nice Lawn

Please Stop Asking Me When I’m Having Kids