Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

I’m Living The Middle-Class Dream

Net Neutrality Explained By Someone Who Used To Lobby Against It

Six Truths No One Told Me About Approaching 30

Doing What You Love Doesn’t Always Mean You Won’t Get Burnt Out

Bringing Your Dog To Work Is The Best

Don’t Even Think About Engagement Until You’ve Hit The 2 Year Mark

The Top Restaurants Local New Yorkers Don’t Want You To Know About

Applebee’s Is Making $1 Margaritas A Thing This October

The Moment I Realized That I’m No Longer Growing Up, But An Actual Grown Up

Ranking The Best Dicks