Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

Three Life Lessons To Take Away From Bar Crawls

The Trials And Tribulations Of Someone Who Hates Doing Laundry

Five People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You: Selection Sunday

A Salute To The First Drink Of The Weekend

I Have A Huge Head

My “Friend” Is Making Us Do A 10K For His Bachelor Party And He’s About To Have One Less Friend

A Guy Who Doesn’t Run’s Thoughts On Running

I’m Having A Lunch Margarita And Nothing Can Stop Me

My Drunken Evening With A Girl I Met On This Website, Part III

Five Uncomfortable Marital Situations As Explained By An Imperfect Husband