Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

Fix It Yourself, You Coward

The Panini Press Changed The Game Forever

Power Ranking The Top Ten ‘Hey Arnold!’ Characters

You Are Where You Are So Stop Dwelling On The Past

Companies Are Hiring Millennials For $20,000 Per Hour To Pretty Much Babysit Other Millennials

I Did A Wing Challenge And Basically Nuked My Stomach

I Am Sick Of Your Beach Body Bullshit

My Office Has No Bathroom Etiquette And It’s Spiraling Out Of Control

Get Up And Go To The Range

Stop Letting Stupid Shit Get The Best Of You