I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game.
Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.
I developed a tick from hearing Aloe Blacc’s “The Man”. I had to turn the NFL draft because it was for everyone. I hate that song and bulging vein of rage develops everytime I hear it. It even ruined Elton John’s “Your Song”. Fuck Top 40
Truer words have never been spoken.
Paintball mode, big head mode, anyone that played as Oddjob was a dick. Now it’s all screechers. Still love FIFA. Bring back NCAA
How I felt when I’ve had break ups
All about the hugs. Nothing shows friendship like a solid bro grab.
Shibby’s gif game is out of this world
I developed a tick from hearing Aloe Blacc’s “The Man”. I had to turn the NFL draft because it was for everyone. I hate that song and bulging vein of rage develops everytime I hear it. It even ruined Elton John’s “Your Song”. Fuck Top 40
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I too hate it when people refer to each other as “significant other”. People like that should gargle a bag of tacks.
The world to Todd
Lets make it happen man.
You sound sad you didn’t get any action.
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I already have a mortgage…
Let’s make it happen
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It’s actually “imdornandieatmyowncum”
Came here for this. My Android phone is far superior to the terrible iPhone camera.
I always count it as one stroke…..