I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game.
Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.
Celebrating birthdays stops being important after 21. I hate when I’m out at the bar and see a horde of women with “26” sashes and hats. Get over yourself.
I shower daily. To be honest, I’m not interested in cologne. Too many times someone’s cologne or perfume gives headaches or seeps into my clothing. If I have to smell like Sex Panther to laid, I’m in the wrong. They say scent is #1 thing to remember. Can’t remember a single woman smell I liked but I can remember countless times people leaving nasty scents on my shirts or people at work that over indulge and leave their scent for minutes. Maybe it’s ruined for me, just not a fan.
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Celebrating birthdays stops being important after 21. I hate when I’m out at the bar and see a horde of women with “26” sashes and hats. Get over yourself.
Trip down memory lane. Very true.
In this sad day, my gif won’t load due to space on the site.
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Glad someone caught it.
Follow Lil B and all truths will be known. Don’t need Dorno to handjob it like usual.
I gotchu
My reaction when I see Will put up a Things Girls Do: Thank you Based God
Door is always open. The 13th looks pretty good……
Where in NJ, I know someone that kinda used to live there….Awful place though
If you don’t dress him like a keg, I’m going to be so sad.
Hippies. They’re everywhere. They want to save the earth but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
It sucks man. Once a month. I alternate months driving down. Rather sit on a conference call than drive down 2.5 hours, CC for 4 hours and 2.5 back.
I shower daily. To be honest, I’m not interested in cologne. Too many times someone’s cologne or perfume gives headaches or seeps into my clothing. If I have to smell like Sex Panther to laid, I’m in the wrong. They say scent is #1 thing to remember. Can’t remember a single woman smell I liked but I can remember countless times people leaving nasty scents on my shirts or people at work that over indulge and leave their scent for minutes. Maybe it’s ruined for me, just not a fan.
“As a woman, I am the first to admit that we are not always the most reasonable of creatures.”