I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game.
Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.
I played varsity and travel for most of my life. Busted open elbow, stitches in my chin and bridge of my nose. Never made it to juniors though, at best I’d have been a B leaguer. Now it’s just beer league and some adult travel.
If I did any one of these, I’d be fired. We typically drive everywhere because of tax cuts (healthcare and education are the first parts that get cut when budget cuts come along. My job is related to healthcare) and because no one flies for a three hour drive. We have a person that sets up all my travel.
I guess you missed the part where I work in the public sector. We get a per diem. As a vessel of protecting and stretching the American tax payer’s dollar as far as it can go, I do what I can. Don’t try so hard next time.
Been laying low as of late. Trying to make sure no one cares when I put in my fire pit. Got some inside info from the president he’s leaving in the next 3 years so the throne will be empty. Just Biden my time….
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I played varsity and travel for most of my life. Busted open elbow, stitches in my chin and bridge of my nose. Never made it to juniors though, at best I’d have been a B leaguer. Now it’s just beer league and some adult travel.
Great suggestions, especially the cash. I’m fortunate to work with many work mom’s that have covered me in the event of forgotten cash.
Not one for the nose candy. My nose is still messed up from a hockey stick to the face.
Read my mind on this. Also, I love the “Lawrence” account. Great reference.
If I did any one of these, I’d be fired. We typically drive everywhere because of tax cuts (healthcare and education are the first parts that get cut when budget cuts come along. My job is related to healthcare) and because no one flies for a three hour drive. We have a person that sets up all my travel.
I guess you missed the part where I work in the public sector. We get a per diem. As a vessel of protecting and stretching the American tax payer’s dollar as far as it can go, I do what I can. Don’t try so hard next time.
I have this poster in my cubicle
I love to get my cartoon on. Watching the old ones and seeing all the raunchy stuff I missed. Remember the RECYCLE song?
Been laying low as of late. Trying to make sure no one cares when I put in my fire pit. Got some inside info from the president he’s leaving in the next 3 years so the throne will be empty. Just Biden my time….
I vote go on a bender. That’s what I did.
http://giphy.com/gifs/suspense-willy-wonka-anticipation-76dXlFZZEqNH2 Damn website
Mayo BBQ is AIDs.
You should invent a time machine and tell the pilgrims.