I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game.
Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.
Nice “All My Friends” reference. First time I heard that song, I was drunk and cried. LCD Soundsystem is amazing. Can’t wait for their new album and tour.
From 14-23, I had to be as I worked at a CC and also played sports (hockey people will understand when cheapest ice time is before 6 am and after 7). No longer stay up as late due to no sports/parties/whatever later in the day.
Mostly the Matrix move on the barf, combined with a 600 lb person being fucked before going to the ER and mostly, just amazement and awe that there are real people in life that behave in this fashion.
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Ain’t no one stopping you, partner.
Hey man, what’d I ever do to you !? I only write stories about shitting myself.
Nice “All My Friends” reference. First time I heard that song, I was drunk and cried. LCD Soundsystem is amazing. Can’t wait for their new album and tour.
Did you get your name from a particular Green Day song (when they were still good)?
I don’t ever have a case. It’s a dumbass idea and now I feel bad about it.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS POST A GIF COME ON!
https://giphy.com/gifs/no-3iuVosricbFa8
From 14-23, I had to be as I worked at a CC and also played sports (hockey people will understand when cheapest ice time is before 6 am and after 7). No longer stay up as late due to no sports/parties/whatever later in the day.
Mostly the Matrix move on the barf, combined with a 600 lb person being fucked before going to the ER and mostly, just amazement and awe that there are real people in life that behave in this fashion.
God damn website. https://giphy.com/gifs/gnarly-excited-L6copNY61JjX2
Hi, I’m shibby
Bernie running in for the People’s Elbow