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I am quite sure I don’t. Just a volatile stomach. The incidents are a lot less now that I drink less beer and eat less spicy food. These episodes only happen once in a good while but for writing purposes, I had to share the worst of them. I genuinely appreciate the concern, turns out I just have a stomach that likes to throw me a life curve ball from time to time.
This was circa 2008 and the law has since been implemented in NJ.
I was dating a girl living in Cincinnati. Apparently, you have to go into Kentucky to get back into Cincinnati. I was using a GPS that was lagging (there were two exits right next to each other). A cop had pulled someone over right in front of the exit I needed to take but due to GPS lag, I took the one after it (‘member how shitty GPS were?). Anyway, I was doing about 25 MPH on whatever highway that is and didn’t move over for the cop (because I was considering taking that exit). He pulled me over and it was some township cop. The ticket ended up being one that required you to be in court and was not for a fee. I paid ~$300 for a lawyer so I didn’t have to drive back and the ticket was $25. For the record, I have the utmost respect for cops, worked for the police for two years and I always have yielded to them in every other situation in my life, this was just a shit situation, especially given that I was doing $25 MPH and the cop was in the car anyway so he was not in danger.
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Hey man, I have no idea what the hell you’re talking about but sending you love and hoping you pass the next time around. You got this.
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Bill, what you described is to the T, exactly my experiences, especially the 2-4 shits a day.
I am quite sure I don’t. Just a volatile stomach. The incidents are a lot less now that I drink less beer and eat less spicy food. These episodes only happen once in a good while but for writing purposes, I had to share the worst of them. I genuinely appreciate the concern, turns out I just have a stomach that likes to throw me a life curve ball from time to time.
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As someone that has experienced the majesty, I fully endorse this.
Glad you also picked up on that. It was my inspiration.
Haha I can promise you that is not the case.
This was circa 2008 and the law has since been implemented in NJ.
I was dating a girl living in Cincinnati. Apparently, you have to go into Kentucky to get back into Cincinnati. I was using a GPS that was lagging (there were two exits right next to each other). A cop had pulled someone over right in front of the exit I needed to take but due to GPS lag, I took the one after it (‘member how shitty GPS were?). Anyway, I was doing about 25 MPH on whatever highway that is and didn’t move over for the cop (because I was considering taking that exit). He pulled me over and it was some township cop. The ticket ended up being one that required you to be in court and was not for a fee. I paid ~$300 for a lawyer so I didn’t have to drive back and the ticket was $25. For the record, I have the utmost respect for cops, worked for the police for two years and I always have yielded to them in every other situation in my life, this was just a shit situation, especially given that I was doing $25 MPH and the cop was in the car anyway so he was not in danger.
Same boat my man. The feels on the bus go round and round