I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game.
Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.
I have a hockey tournament (wish I knew last summer, had a wedding there) in July during the same week there’s that big beer festival. Gonna have to hit you up then. You on twitter?
Probably because they are. Mine too! Most of the time, families squabble about politics (we do on the occasion) but more often than not, we just rage. These are but a few of many examples that I thought were funny.
I would take Mike any day over some of the shit that happens in my office. Wouldn’t even be a top 10 offender. Wow the guy talks out loud? Get some headphones.
Depends on the season. I think my highest last was plat 2? I don’t have the time to dedicate like I did in college and I only really play when my college friends are on these days
Advertise
I have a hockey tournament (wish I knew last summer, had a wedding there) in July during the same week there’s that big beer festival. Gonna have to hit you up then. You on twitter?
Damn dude that’s rough
Pretty weak fridge selection. It’s like Chad (what a fitting name) wants us to hate him. Here’s a graphical depiction.
You’re appreciated. I’m minor league glue, my buddy Ben was the Grand Poobah so I know it’s a tough place but know that everyone loves you for it.
I have no doubt in my mind, should our paths cross, we’d both be better people, Ruxin.
MFW I don’t even watch the Bachelor but Crick puts up a recap for the world (and me) to enjoy
Not having to go to summer school because you aren’t a dipshit. PGP
Actually explains a lot about her.
You wrote this entire article and didn’t mention Crick, the best in the business.
Meta
Probably because they are. Mine too! Most of the time, families squabble about politics (we do on the occasion) but more often than not, we just rage. These are but a few of many examples that I thought were funny.
My grandma would chew you up and spit you out, Arnoldo
Gotchu (as always) fam.
I would take Mike any day over some of the shit that happens in my office. Wouldn’t even be a top 10 offender. Wow the guy talks out loud? Get some headphones.
“Physically force them to attend a Chainsmokers concert?”
That’s why we’re all here
Yeah but not every drunk operation needs a story. Gotta branch out man
I too have been drunk and done stuff. Get it together and act like you’ve been there.
Depends on the season. I think my highest last was plat 2? I don’t have the time to dedicate like I did in college and I only really play when my college friends are on these days
Great name, and you got the reference!