I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game.
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Who hurt you? You know this is satire, right? I hope you don’t take Harry Potter this seriously because if so, Dumbledore only died in the book, not in real life.
1. When was the last time you had diarrhea?
2. Madoff+Shibby or Smeltre. I’d take Crash as well.
3. Opinion on manscaping? What are the worst, most overpriced shoes ever made and why are they Yeezys?
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I apologize, it was meant to be Tagalongs + Samoas.
If I lived near an active volcano, I would purchase a box just to throw in it because that is where they belong.
Who hurt you? You know this is satire, right? I hope you don’t take Harry Potter this seriously because if so, Dumbledore only died in the book, not in real life.
Cuddling is almost banging, right?
I’m pretty sure it’s heavily inferred (slept in her clothing) that they did not, in fact, do the oingoboingo
Great read love it. Please do more
1. When was the last time you had diarrhea?
2. Madoff+Shibby or Smeltre. I’d take Crash as well.
3. Opinion on manscaping? What are the worst, most overpriced shoes ever made and why are they Yeezys?
The constant vaping hahaha. Should start making pepper spray flavored juices for them.
I wouldn’t lie to you man. Bought the “buy 2 get one free” thing and shared with the woman.
Half a freschetta frozen pizza, 3 beers, plate of tortilla chips with melted cheddar (appetizer) and a Reese’s egg for dessert.
This is the best advice
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True story.
How can you hate such a beautiful and gifted man?
The Brian Leetch and Lundqvist one (Lets go Rangers) were particularly good. Sorry about your Penguin fandom although I do love Phil Kessel
It was tongue in cheek but I appreciate the close reading. Your observations are spot on (also love Morty).
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