Waking up in the morning and you’re still sober. PGP.

Leaving at noon today. But then again, every day is a half day. PGP.

No toilet paper at home, gotta hold it till work. PGP.

Tinder has become a hub for single mothers. PGP.

“It has come to our attention…” PGP.

Turbo Tax being a condescending asshole by asking me “Did you buy a house this year?” PGP.

Looking forward to another weekend of doing nothing. PGP.

I work at a college. Students are on winter break. I wish I had a winter break. PGP.

Chris just came down and told me about his bowling league last night. I despise everything about Chris. PGP.

High deductible HSA. PGP.