Meeting with the Bobs today. PGP.

Finally got to use, “just putting out some fires” when asked how my job is going. PGP.

I’m just trying daily to meet my wife on Bumble. Is that too much to ask? PGP.

Taking your time getting out of your car so you don’t have to walk in with coworkers. PGP.

Never been messaged on Bumble. PGP.

Being in a perpetual state of, “NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!” PGP.

When your boss doesn’t show up for the day so the work load falls on you. PGP.

Tax refund spent. Haven’t even filed yet. PGP.

Taking a PTO day with plans to get hammered the night before because, “It’s been a while.” PGP.

Spent my morning looking at houses on Zillow I’ll be able to afford in 20-30 years. PGP.