Who the crud does a coed baby shower, the only fun part about those events is hearing the birth/mothering horror stories and then preemptively chasing an entire pack of birth control with a mimosa while you laugh at their misfortune.
Grandma: you’ve been single since April, are you seeing anyone?
Me: No
Grandma: You know you don’t need a man to have a baby? You could get artificial insemination.
…this conversation actually happened already this year. Not looking forward to repeats.
Easy way to build credit as be safe, get a card with travel perks and then put all your utilities and other recurring monthly payments on it. You would have been paying them each month anyways so you automatically have the money to pay them off. Might as well get an awesome FICO score and a few free flights off it.
I honestly believe both Todd and Girl would be so much happier if he would staple those balls back on and be a man. Set some boundaries, have some sex with Girl, and grow the fuck up.
Um…it actually is possible.
…Todd are you getting this?
Todd, if you leave before Christmas you don’t have to buy her or her family presents! RUN.
Coming from a fellow starter-wife.
@2NOTBrokeGirls, delete this situation from your life. Anyone that broke your heart once is willing to break it again. You can do far far better.
How many times have you used this knowledge to pick up women?
Only if she doesn’t succeed at locking down Todd as her first husband.
It’s cute how you think she’s going to work again.
As a female, fuck the joint party idea.
Who the crud does a coed baby shower, the only fun part about those events is hearing the birth/mothering horror stories and then preemptively chasing an entire pack of birth control with a mimosa while you laugh at their misfortune.
Please, please, please give me a follow up of Todd’s mom hating and messing with madame-manipulating-protagonist all holiday. Please.
Grandma: you’ve been single since April, are you seeing anyone?
Me: No
Grandma: You know you don’t need a man to have a baby? You could get artificial insemination.
…this conversation actually happened already this year. Not looking forward to repeats.
Thank you for improving my Monday.
…or just have a damn savings account.
Easy way to build credit as be safe, get a card with travel perks and then put all your utilities and other recurring monthly payments on it. You would have been paying them each month anyways so you automatically have the money to pay them off. Might as well get an awesome FICO score and a few free flights off it.
Shocked I’m the first person saying this – be single. Also do not buy coffee out, thats nearly 2k back in your emergency fund automatically.
Can confirm – Definitely a good move.
Since when did gift giving start following the Sheldon Cooper method?
I honestly believe both Todd and Girl would be so much happier if he would staple those balls back on and be a man. Set some boundaries, have some sex with Girl, and grow the fuck up.
Doesn’t hurt that a girl likes when her boyfriend gets along with her dad.