“It’s just not my day” describing every day of your life. PGP.

Avoiding bathroom eye contact with coworkers, like two shits passing in the night. PGP.

Frantically pressing the close door button in the elevator at the sound of approaching footsteps. PGP.

The Wait of Shame on the toilet so you don’t have to make eye contact with the people who just heard you destroy it. PGP.