Took a day off from work to run errands. PGP.

Laboring on Labor Day. PGP.

Getting an email from Netflix with the subject line “Netflix tonight?” Yes, just like every night. PGP.

Made my lunch. Left it at home. PGP.

That moment of panic walking into work wearing jeans and you’re not sure if it’s Friday or Thursday. PGP.

The “I need you to come in this weekend” talk. PGP.

Middle aged professionals who still can’t flush. PGP.

That bright eyed look on the face of the new guy. PGP.

I wish I was half as happy as I sound in my emails. PGP.

Assessing the growth of your bald spot in the mirror at work. PGP.