I’m so glad I am not the only one who has a Jeff. My Jeff’s name is Deborah and she sits right behind me (we don’t have cubicles). She flips her nails and eats chips out of chip bags for hours. She doesn’t fart but I do (payback).
My best friend just became single and she will be on the lookout for guys making six figs this weekend in our college town. I’m wing-womaning. See you in Athens?
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My birthday is a month and a day after Christmas and I still have gotten combo gifts. Damn lazy family.
But…but I can’t ever get up to 11 likes. Why does that mean I am crazy? If they don’t like my #nationalblackcatday pic then they are the crazy ones.
HanS Solo? Are you kidding me right now?!
I’m so glad I am not the only one who has a Jeff. My Jeff’s name is Deborah and she sits right behind me (we don’t have cubicles). She flips her nails and eats chips out of chip bags for hours. She doesn’t fart but I do (payback).
You’re so right. Thanks for this. I’m sure I will need to read it every so often to remind myself.
There are two pregnant women in my office and they are just weeks apart so I hear about health issues and kids at the same time.
Soooo bottom line…Go Dawgs? Yes.
I honestly didn’t understand number 7 at all.
I am still on my parents’ cell phone plan and I have unlimited everything. If I wasn’t I would have a phone with minutes. Choose one.
If this is your way of telling us that you didn’t get enough attention on your birthday, don’t come crying to us.
single as in not-married.
I love pizza rat.
Diet tonic
Can’t get as many likes because I am too afraid to switch my Insta to public. PGP.
*Netflix
Good for you! Be proud.
My best friend just became single and she will be on the lookout for guys making six figs this weekend in our college town. I’m wing-womaning. See you in Athens?
What straight guy knows what chambray is?
I didn’t know hipsters went to the gym.
Hey! Me too.