Lobbyist: A never ending cycle of meetings, bullshit lunches, and political fundraisers. My mouth hurts from smiling and my brain hurts from all the useless small talk I engage in on a daily basis.
Notice what these all have in common? No strong smell that will travel throughout the office. I’m looking at you Karen that eats hard-boiled eggs every damn morning.
Dogs really can be awesome, and I totally get the whole unconditional love part, but I’ve just about had it with the whole “I like my dog better than most people” schtick. Stop acting like it’s endearing and quirky to have your dog be your top (and perhaps only) interest in life. If I see one more goddamn “I’d rather be with my dog” graphic tee from Etsy………….
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Lobbyist: A never ending cycle of meetings, bullshit lunches, and political fundraisers. My mouth hurts from smiling and my brain hurts from all the useless small talk I engage in on a daily basis.
Notice what these all have in common? No strong smell that will travel throughout the office. I’m looking at you Karen that eats hard-boiled eggs every damn morning.
I always know exactly which columns are Duda’s before I even check the author.
Dogs really can be awesome, and I totally get the whole unconditional love part, but I’ve just about had it with the whole “I like my dog better than most people” schtick. Stop acting like it’s endearing and quirky to have your dog be your top (and perhaps only) interest in life. If I see one more goddamn “I’d rather be with my dog” graphic tee from Etsy………….
Glaring omission of the mouse that commandeers the microphone at the Toon Squad vs. MonStars game in Space Jam.
Duda, come on……. you’re asking for it when you dress the way you do.
Re: Arie getting banned from the state of Minnesota…. our government is finally working for us.
After some intense lobbying from me, Minnesota has banned Arie from the state. Justice has been served.
Killer guest. Also Dave’s snap story (@dcarterruff on twitter and snapchat @dcruff on insta) is on fire on these remote office days.
This is the move in all awkward texting situations. Bless Apple for giving us this out.