I was wasting time on either Reddit or Tumblr the other day, and I found an interesting piece of Spanish. If you spell out the word ‘socks’, you will say ‘It is what it is’ in Spanish.
Girl, the sun is coming up so far before 7:00 that I literally can’t even right now. I get to work at 7:00, and the sun has been up for over an hour already when I get here.
In summary, I wish I had your job, so I could sleep while the sun is up. On the other hand, I work M-Th 10 hour days, so I get every Friday off.
Either you’re getting married soon and trying to trick us all into giving you too much money, or you aren’t ballin’ on a budget. Sit the next few plays out either way, Tex.
I know this probably isn’t your ideal takeaway for me here, Knox, but how much of a lazy shit-pile was the Frenchie that coined the term laissez-faire? I mean… getting a cushy government job, and then instead of regulating commerce, just saying “Fuck it! Let the market figure out the market.”
I worked as a karaoke DJ for three years in college. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD: if you can’t sing- DO NOT try to sing. Nothing kills a bar atmosphere quicker than some ass-hat giving some Red Hot Chili Peppers a go that can’t carry a tune in a bucket.
I have been searching high and low for some stirrups. Anyone who says they don’t want to wear them is trying to be too cool. Most of the reason I play baseball after 25 is because I thrive on making myself look like an ass-hat.
Sounds as though you are also trying to ball on a budget, but have friends who hemorrhage money like virgins at a strip club.
The very definition of a PGP
Rust?? Is that you??
I forgot to pack a lunch for work this morning, and now all I can think about is Steak.
Steak.
Steak.
I want a S-T-E-A-K.
I’m a sucker for a “Frozen” gif and I don’t care who knows it.
915 or bust, bro.
And yes, I am a Titleist whore.
I was wasting time on either Reddit or Tumblr the other day, and I found an interesting piece of Spanish. If you spell out the word ‘socks’, you will say ‘It is what it is’ in Spanish.
Eso si que es.
Boom. #Knowledge
I did bad, and I feel bad.
WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!
Girl, the sun is coming up so far before 7:00 that I literally can’t even right now. I get to work at 7:00, and the sun has been up for over an hour already when I get here.
In summary, I wish I had your job, so I could sleep while the sun is up. On the other hand, I work M-Th 10 hour days, so I get every Friday off.
Either you’re getting married soon and trying to trick us all into giving you too much money, or you aren’t ballin’ on a budget. Sit the next few plays out either way, Tex.
I enjoy the amount of thought that was put into how a dude handles his junk in the men’s room.
Fuck that kid.
Spieth went to your HS alma mater? Great humble brag.
Man, the stones on that dude. Telling everyone he was gonna win The Masters in high school.
Starting in the fall. But this job has probably taken enough of my soul, I should be fine. DoublePGP.
When do I get notice that I won? I thought it was a pretty good tweet.
Brian would have like this.
I know this probably isn’t your ideal takeaway for me here, Knox, but how much of a lazy shit-pile was the Frenchie that coined the term laissez-faire? I mean… getting a cushy government job, and then instead of regulating commerce, just saying “Fuck it! Let the market figure out the market.”
That guy’s my hero.
I worked as a karaoke DJ for three years in college. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD: if you can’t sing- DO NOT try to sing. Nothing kills a bar atmosphere quicker than some ass-hat giving some Red Hot Chili Peppers a go that can’t carry a tune in a bucket.
I really thought you were going to finish with, “Goodnight, sweet prince.”
I have been searching high and low for some stirrups. Anyone who says they don’t want to wear them is trying to be too cool. Most of the reason I play baseball after 25 is because I thrive on making myself look like an ass-hat.