No self respecting bar tender rejects a fake. If the cops are running a sting, they send the kids in with an ID that says they’re not 21. If someone has an ID that says they’re old enough, you’re in the clear. Don’t be that girl.
I’ve been golfing with my old man since I was old enough to walk. It’s got all of those great benefits you talked about, with the added bonus of his sage advice about life and shit.
My dad is one of my best friends, and I have no problem admitting that. #PGPM
Chop some oregano up and put it in a zip lock baggie. Sell it to him for like $400.00, but tell him to be careful, cuz it’s really potent. #PGDateNightM
My girlfriend and I have had the biggest fights about this sort of thing. She loves getting presents for her just-turned-one niece, which is a nice sentiment, but that baby will NOT remember the things that Auntie got her until she turns 2 or 3 minimum.
So my solution for all things present related for children under 3 comes from my old man: Get big boxes and wrap them in really bright wrapping paper. Take a bunch of pictures of them having a helluva time tearing the wrapping paper off, but not showing what the box says. They won’t know the difference, and you’ll save yourself a shitload of money.
I obviously lost this battle, and we ended up buying a 1 year old a $50.00 present that she promptly threw off to the side, so as to play with the toys she was already familiar with.
TL;DR- Don’t buy babies presents, they are easily tricked.
You’re gonna make it into that 1% buddy? If you do, it probably would be nice to have that huge tax load and still have WAAAAY more money than 90% of the American public.
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No self respecting bar tender rejects a fake. If the cops are running a sting, they send the kids in with an ID that says they’re not 21. If someone has an ID that says they’re old enough, you’re in the clear. Don’t be that girl.
I would be a great addition to the group! I play to around a 10 handicap and love crushing beers and shamelessly hitting on the bev cart attendants.
But I live in South Dakota. #PGP
Kum Bi Yah…
All the ruse aside, Trebek: DOES IT WORK!?
An office that doesn’t have room for John Cougar Mellencamp isn’t an office I want to be a part of anyhow.
The fuck did I just read??
PGPM
Barney, is that you??
Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.
I’ve been golfing with my old man since I was old enough to walk. It’s got all of those great benefits you talked about, with the added bonus of his sage advice about life and shit.
My dad is one of my best friends, and I have no problem admitting that. #PGPM
I didn’t understand the reference, but I laughed out loud in my ‘office’ because I am, in fact, a great big fat person.
Chop some oregano up and put it in a zip lock baggie. Sell it to him for like $400.00, but tell him to be careful, cuz it’s really potent. #PGDateNightM
I am on a 4X10 schedule until I head to law school in the fall (Kill me now), and I gotta say, there is SO MUCH MORE TIME FOR ACTIVITIES.
I love it.
I’ll buy it from you if you wanna make half of retail on it. #DOUBLEpgp.
She bought it. I’m just against the principle of the thing.
My girlfriend and I have had the biggest fights about this sort of thing. She loves getting presents for her just-turned-one niece, which is a nice sentiment, but that baby will NOT remember the things that Auntie got her until she turns 2 or 3 minimum.
So my solution for all things present related for children under 3 comes from my old man: Get big boxes and wrap them in really bright wrapping paper. Take a bunch of pictures of them having a helluva time tearing the wrapping paper off, but not showing what the box says. They won’t know the difference, and you’ll save yourself a shitload of money.
I obviously lost this battle, and we ended up buying a 1 year old a $50.00 present that she promptly threw off to the side, so as to play with the toys she was already familiar with.
TL;DR- Don’t buy babies presents, they are easily tricked.
Shegar and a waffle?
No? Then I guess there is no pleasing you.
You’re gonna make it into that 1% buddy? If you do, it probably would be nice to have that huge tax load and still have WAAAAY more money than 90% of the American public.
Fuck that bitch. Seriously. MYOB and life gets a lot better.
Shibs, make this shirt happen. But it definitely has to be a tank. I’m not tryina fit sleeves over these (flabby) pythons.