SO many questions.
1. Do I ask her dad with her at dinner, or one on one?
2. Do I have to ask her mom too? (They’re divorced)
3. Do I need to show him the ring?
4. How do I bring that up?
5. Will I crap my pants?
6. What do I do when I crap my pants while asking this man for his daughter’s hand in marriage?
Just checking in here, no permanently debilitating injuries yet, but I crack and pop and grind every morning before I get in the shower. I also have to stretch before I put on socks, because my back is so tight.
tl;dr I have put my back in spasms by trying to put on socks. #PGP
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I just can’t stay mad at you 😉
I’ve smoked a lot of pots.
I haven’t smoked enough pots.
I don’t like bow ties. There, I said it, and I’m not taking it back. Nanna-nanna-boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo.
SO many questions.
1. Do I ask her dad with her at dinner, or one on one?
2. Do I have to ask her mom too? (They’re divorced)
3. Do I need to show him the ring?
4. How do I bring that up?
5. Will I crap my pants?
6. What do I do when I crap my pants while asking this man for his daughter’s hand in marriage?
Have you literally never been hungover?
There’s a guy in South Dakota that just got one…. It’s in his living room. Tell me that’s classy, and I’ll call you an idiot.
Juniors in college. Young enough to love gettin freaky, And old enough to know what they’re doing. Ah, memories.
*obligatory “There’s a button for that, bro” comment*
But I agree wholeheartedly with you two.
First year law student (who should be studying for finals) here, and I fucking love it so damn much.
I’m sad when people don’t know the Shibb-ster is kidding.
Buy a weed whacker and fuck around with trimming once a month or buy a gallon of RoundUpâ„¢ and fuck around with “trimming” once a year.
That’s funny and the people of this website need to appreciate a good double entendre when they see it.
Taking a sick day on the following Friday. PGPM
Point-Counterpoint: Let me start off by saying, “Jane, you ignorant slut.”
I can’t do dick when I get I take my Vitamin Green. Hats off to you fellas.
Just checking in here, no permanently debilitating injuries yet, but I crack and pop and grind every morning before I get in the shower. I also have to stretch before I put on socks, because my back is so tight.
tl;dr I have put my back in spasms by trying to put on socks. #PGP
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!?
I’m outdoorsy in the way that I like to get drunk while driving my golf cart from shot to shot.
i don’t know if that is a real thing but I just laughed out loud in class. Thank god the prof just cracked a joke
My favorite go-to in that situation is to secretly take as many pictures of the chest region as I can.
Nice avi, btw.