I’ve got another Brain teaser for y’all. If dookie got on any other part of your body, would you be ok with just wiping it off with a piece of dried paper?
I referenced this in a law school study group the other day. The nerds in there all erupted. Also, how did we not get an explanation of that scene where BABE FUCKING RUTH comes into this kid’s dream and gives him the life advice that he needed because of his shit-bird step-dad?! One of my all-time favorite advice scenes that I have now obviously repurposed like the guy above to get people to do stupid shit.
Speak for yourself, if I’m gonna look at smut, I’m not paying to read that shitty “book”. I’m gonna stream a bad plot line with worse acting on the Interwebz. FO FREE
Was it just me or did the mixing of Greek and Roman mythology grind anyone else’s gears? Neptune and Poseidon mentioned a handful of sentences away? Cmon bro.
Sheldon Cooper echoes my sentiments here. *Snarkily* “Oh wonderful! Dinner, some assembly required!”
I call bullshit on that business. Maybe in the comfort of my own home, I could enjoy building my own meal. But when I go out to restaurants, I want the work to be done by the experts.
As I type this, I am fully aware that I am going to be ‘meh’-ed to hell and back, and I’m ok with that. Bring it on. But please humor me and read it all, teachers get shit on for no real reason.
Former teacher here. Just so you’re aware, teachers are actually working from August 1 to June 1 in most areas. So we get two months ‘off’. Then we have to go to mandatory professional development for 2-4 weeks each summer, if we intended to get any time off. Tenure still doesn’t really matter in SD, because it’s still a right-to-work state, so we can be fired any time the school board or superintendent gets their panties in a twist (It happened at my school). And if you’re a teacher in a small town, the probability that you coach at least one sport is pretty decent.
Anecdotal evidence from me, I worked 7:30-7:00 at least four days a week for all three sport seasons the two years I taught. That works out to roughly 56 hours/week for roughly 30 weeks of the year, in addition to 6-8 more weeks of school where I ONLY had 8 hours a day that I was contracted to be at work. I crunched the numbers, and it actually comes out to roughly the same number of hours worked by a normal 40 hr/week worker that gets a week or two of paid vacation per year. Don’t get me wrong, I loved my job, and the kids made it awesome, but I left the career because people told me my time (with a college degree) wasn’t worth as much as nearly any other guy with the same amount of education.
tl;dr Teachers get shit on because we are in a shitty position and can’t bargain to be paid a wage competitive to other people with similar schooling. So I am currently selling my soul and am in law school.
Seriously with that ballpark reference? If the game is already well under way why THE FUCK could I NOT take a better seat that isn’t being used? Get a grip you self-righteous jerkoff.
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JD giving Turk relationship advice? Oh how the tables have turned! Still, I can’t get enough of the #GuyLove between these two.
You must be loads of fun at parties.
I’ve got another Brain teaser for y’all. If dookie got on any other part of your body, would you be ok with just wiping it off with a piece of dried paper?
Hey I’m right in between you guys! 7 in ’96. The Nineties, man.
I referenced this in a law school study group the other day. The nerds in there all erupted. Also, how did we not get an explanation of that scene where BABE FUCKING RUTH comes into this kid’s dream and gives him the life advice that he needed because of his shit-bird step-dad?! One of my all-time favorite advice scenes that I have now obviously repurposed like the guy above to get people to do stupid shit.
Speak for yourself, if I’m gonna look at smut, I’m not paying to read that shitty “book”. I’m gonna stream a bad plot line with worse acting on the Interwebz. FO FREE
Was it Irish-Themed? …I’ll show myself out.
Be a boutique dealer a la “Weeds”. Make a couple grand a month probs.
#JennerSighting?
Severely underrated.
Was it just me or did the mixing of Greek and Roman mythology grind anyone else’s gears? Neptune and Poseidon mentioned a handful of sentences away? Cmon bro.
If anyone needs me, it will just be me and julio down by the school yard.
Do you get bennies and retirement though? Not saying its ideal, but those are still considered compensation in America. Thanks a lot, FDR.
Sheldon Cooper echoes my sentiments here. *Snarkily* “Oh wonderful! Dinner, some assembly required!”
I call bullshit on that business. Maybe in the comfort of my own home, I could enjoy building my own meal. But when I go out to restaurants, I want the work to be done by the experts.
I think I speak for all Vikings fans when I wish you the warmest regards for next week. And by that, I mean we all hope you die in a fire.
As I type this, I am fully aware that I am going to be ‘meh’-ed to hell and back, and I’m ok with that. Bring it on. But please humor me and read it all, teachers get shit on for no real reason.
Former teacher here. Just so you’re aware, teachers are actually working from August 1 to June 1 in most areas. So we get two months ‘off’. Then we have to go to mandatory professional development for 2-4 weeks each summer, if we intended to get any time off. Tenure still doesn’t really matter in SD, because it’s still a right-to-work state, so we can be fired any time the school board or superintendent gets their panties in a twist (It happened at my school). And if you’re a teacher in a small town, the probability that you coach at least one sport is pretty decent.
Anecdotal evidence from me, I worked 7:30-7:00 at least four days a week for all three sport seasons the two years I taught. That works out to roughly 56 hours/week for roughly 30 weeks of the year, in addition to 6-8 more weeks of school where I ONLY had 8 hours a day that I was contracted to be at work. I crunched the numbers, and it actually comes out to roughly the same number of hours worked by a normal 40 hr/week worker that gets a week or two of paid vacation per year. Don’t get me wrong, I loved my job, and the kids made it awesome, but I left the career because people told me my time (with a college degree) wasn’t worth as much as nearly any other guy with the same amount of education.
tl;dr Teachers get shit on because we are in a shitty position and can’t bargain to be paid a wage competitive to other people with similar schooling. So I am currently selling my soul and am in law school.
I just cashed in retirement from another job and did this. What a beautiful feeling.
Seriously with that ballpark reference? If the game is already well under way why THE FUCK could I NOT take a better seat that isn’t being used? Get a grip you self-righteous jerkoff.
Underrated comment.
Or… I just can’t quit you. 🙁