A question in the subject line with nothing in the actual email.

Accidentally typed “Go tit!” instead of “Got it!” to a client today. PGP.

Getting called a “bad girl” by my IT guy for streaming Pandora. PGP.

Accidentally dialing 9 before making a call on your cell phone. PGP.

Being way too excited about a lateral jump within the company for no extra money, but a parking pass to the garage. PGP.

People you’ve never met endorsing you on LinkedIn. PGP.

Just swiped right because I saw granite counters and stainless steel. PGP.

Instinctively following your name with what company you are with on the phone, even during personal calls. PGP.

The amount of work I didn’t do today almost makes me feel guilty. Almost. PGP.

Can’t tell if my life is getting better or if my standards are just dropping. PGP.