Goddamn that’s just weird…there’s only a thin piece of metal separating you two, and conversing just makes that whole situation more personable than it ever should be.
If girls into “fitness” would spend half as much time in the gym as they do deciding on a filter for their latest Instagram, they would be in phenomenal shape.
Would have been more of a power move if you would have just showed up wherever he was fishing, and used a sick day for it.
We need to hire Liam Neeson to make Girl disappear.
Her unproductive nature really stresses me out…
Save the skinny ties for pop-punk, boy bands and Adam Levine, they have no place on Wall Street.
Todd and John will make a suicide pact when they finally meet each other.
Shut up Mr. Hurley before I put you through the wall like last Tuesday.
Meeting Expectations = surpassing actual goals. It’s like saying breaking the record for fastest 40 yard dash is “adequate”.
This made my blood pressure rise unreasonably quick, because this story is 100% relatable.
Zip tie and a can of febreeze should do the trick.
Goddamn that’s just weird…there’s only a thin piece of metal separating you two, and conversing just makes that whole situation more personable than it ever should be.
This sounds like my Snapchat now, and I’m nowhere close to 30.
If girls into “fitness” would spend half as much time in the gym as they do deciding on a filter for their latest Instagram, they would be in phenomenal shape.
I think Todd negotiated a trade deal with Trip.
TTDAG (Things Todd Does After Graduation): Hideout in Mexico.
“Rezzie”….I fucking cringed.
Brunch God deFries has spoken
Profile pic screams “I’m basic, and I’ll let you know it.”
Working in the goddamn third world.
I don’t feel right if I don’t start my day with at least 20oz of pure, black, Columbian gold.
Cut the brake lines and walk away from this, Todd.