Realizing you’re at the office twice as much as your boss and make half as much. PGP.
The Supreme Court making you officially thankful your boss isn’t a religious nut job. PGP.
Living life one quarter at a time. PGP.
The one week on, one month off workout routine. PGP.
When the highlight of your week is getting on the PGP wall. PGP.
Looking at sleeping bums with envy as you walk to work in the morning. PGP.
When did that fat roll get here? PGP.
The only text you get all day is from your FitBit telling you you’ve done zero minutes of physical activity today. PGP.
Spending more money on food at the gas station than the grocery store. PGP.