Engaging in an all day “thermostat battle” with an unknown coworker. PGP.

Lowering your desired salary with each passing interview. PGP.

Considering adding alcohol to my coffee to make this place at least slightly tolerable. PGP.

Considering rubbing one out in the office bathroom just to pass the time. PGP.

The two pregnant women in the office are skinnier than me. PGP.

Your boss questioning decisions that they instructed you to make. PGP.

I should probably start giving a shit. PGP.

College girls think I’m too told. Girls I meet out think I’m too young. PGP.

Going into empty conference rooms to rip farts. PGP.

Fighting the urge to respond, “Yeah, no shit” when your superior ends a conversation with “This is serious.” PGP.