Kmonay88

Struggling to balance a lifestyle of hedonism, grad school and faux professionalism in the land of pleasant living. Rarely sober, always angry.

Member Since 09/19/2013

5 Things My Friends Need To Do For Me When I Die

Paying your student loans on your lunch break. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Bank info was stolen, but none of the fraudulent charges went through because I don’t have enough money to afford the things they tried to buy. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

How many girls have swiped left on my profile by mistake? PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I Made Our Intern Write A Report On A 10-Hour Video Of Fart Sounds

My birthday treat was adding guac to my burrito that I’m eating alone at my desk. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The closest thing I have to a lifelong relationship is my relationship with Sallie Mae. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

A firm, yet very depressing sense of self-awareness. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“Good Day” by Nappy Roots came on Pandora at work and my first thought was “not a chance.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My mind is telling me yes. But my body…my body is telling me no. PGP.

Post Grad Problems