I started actually doing work around 3 today. I’m leaving at 4. PGP.

Got sent on a two-week business trip. Hotel doesn’t have complimentary breakfast. PGP.

Being introduced as “the Tinder girl.” PGP.

People you don’t know endorsing you for skills you don’t have on LinkedIn. PGP.

$35k is a fancy way of saying “I live paycheck-to-paycheck.” PGP.

Last night, I had a dream I bought a Maserati. The entire dream I worried about my credit, car payments, and repair costs. I woke up in a cold sweat. PGP.

Having to choose between 20 minutes more sleep or rubbing one out before work. PGP.

Too old to have roommates. Too poor to live alone. PGP.