I never realized I had ADD until i got a job. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.

Getting excited over gas prices. PGP.

Don’t threaten me with a good time. Really, don’t. My bank account can’t handle it. PGP.

Is there a way to exchange my lunch hour for a nap hour? PGP.

Boss finally invited me to sit in his box at a Cards game. It’s preseason. Against the Texans. PGP.

Stole a bottle of Tabasco from Chipotle today, just to feel something. Anything. PGP.

Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.

“Shoulda burned this place down when I had the chance.” -Michael Scott. PGP.

The best part of traveling for work is having no shame in sitting at a bar alone. PGP.