My mom told me she was proud of me. I think she was trying to convince herself more than anything. PGP.

“Come see me when you get in this morning.” PGP.

For my 25th birthday I got laid off. PGP.

Tindering at a wedding. PGP.

Has he gotten more attractive? Or have I just lowered my standards? PGP.

“We need to get more granular…” PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

Finally getting the automated rejection email for a job you applied for 18 months ago. PGP.