My buddies and I do a Ricky Bobby-esque friendsgiving where we all bring copious amounts of different fast food and get stoned as hell before we go to town on the spread. I didn’t shit for 3 days afterwards
Duda, what’s your go-to pack of darts?
For some reason I can only see you smoking Reds or Lights, nothing in between. You don’t strike me as a man who occupies the middle ground.
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Shoot straight, brother
Just scheduled a boar/quail/dove hunt back home in CA and I can’t fucking wait
Wanna dance?
Mazel tov
Smerrrrkin
“Make sure the juice is worth the squeeze”
You’re a fucking poet, Ca$h Money Dillionaire
You’re a fuckin wild card, I like it
Not if you’re working from home
How long does a basketball game last that ends 1-7? I know they’re 8 but cmon, let’s get some pick & rolls going and at least make it to double digits
Royals* not delights
My buddies and I do a Ricky Bobby-esque friendsgiving where we all bring copious amounts of different fast food and get stoned as hell before we go to town on the spread. I didn’t shit for 3 days afterwards
You’d like camel Turkish delights
Thank me later
Shine on you crazy diamond.
If you ever burn down a 27, think of me
Priest: Lift up your cigs
People: We lift them up to the Lord
Duda, what’s your go-to pack of darts?
For some reason I can only see you smoking Reds or Lights, nothing in between. You don’t strike me as a man who occupies the middle ground.
What about the guy that brings the weed?
What’s your problem, Kazansky?
I feel like you should be in the Columbus PGP groupme… find the Reddit thread
Good selling point. Time to glaze some knuckles
“Two fingers of tequila on the rocks” revved my engine
If you ever even think about throwing shade at mac n cheese again you will lose teeth, motherfucker.