I’d like to get hammered around a camp fire on an elk hunt with Teddy Roosevelt somewhere in the Eastern Sierras, smoke weed with Joe Rogan in the studio, and do a shitload of cocaine in vegas with Hunter S Thompson
Be sure to leave your giant bottle of apple cider vinegar next to the office sink to let everyone know that you’re a piece of shit who takes care of his gut flora
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I’ve told y’all that weed is the best hangover cure, stop trying to reinvent the wheel
Finn, you sneaky rascal
Apollo 13 would’ve ended much differently
Let’s just say any mind bending substance would be fun to abuse with HST
I’m going to add you to my list
*year round
I’d like to get hammered around a camp fire on an elk hunt with Teddy Roosevelt somewhere in the Eastern Sierras, smoke weed with Joe Rogan in the studio, and do a shitload of cocaine in vegas with Hunter S Thompson
Those Latvian girls, man
I’ve got my money on @HappyandHomeless making it through the apocalypse
You’re one of the good ones
It’s also the least offensive dead animal to display in an effort to show you’re outdoorsy. Post boar-hunt shots are a big aggressive
I like danger too. Sup.
Be sure to leave your giant bottle of apple cider vinegar next to the office sink to let everyone know that you’re a piece of shit who takes care of his gut flora
I’ll give you 5 rocks for all the sheep you got
*Woo,
Rik
If you’re tryna brown bag it at tower fifteen let me know, I’m out Californy-way till Jan 5
Probably that super tongue-y ‘take my breath away’ Top Gun sex
Thank you for “ham-dangled”, I’m gonna use that
Glad you finally found a picture, brother
PSA: ditch your jammie’s and sleep naked, the way the seven gods intended