You’re a Harry Potter fan and you never listened to the books on tape?? I get where you’re coming from and I always read them before I got the tapes. But that means that you never experienced the magic that is Jim Dale bringing every character in the series to life with his world class voice. I’m legitimately sorry for you.
Never done this but I’m a fan of concerts/music festivals solo. No poorly-coordinated friend groups to worry about, you can explore the venue at your leisure, and you don’t have to share the joints in your fanny pack
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I’d get drunk and enter the fighting pits for you
I hear the main purpose of the Marine Corps is to make the grass grow
I’m going to give you about ten seconds to get out of bed
You’re a Harry Potter fan and you never listened to the books on tape?? I get where you’re coming from and I always read them before I got the tapes. But that means that you never experienced the magic that is Jim Dale bringing every character in the series to life with his world class voice. I’m legitimately sorry for you.
Smoke weed
*Aloha shirts
Girls love it when you talk about the deep state while you’re inside them
I usually phonetically sing the guitar solo from free bird
“Daddy’s gotta use the can, don’t have clothes on when I come back”
The fries are mediocre, but I’d eat an old boot if it was covered in canes sauce.
Apparently the only acceptable way to drink is to sit in a corner booth and sullenly face a brick wall like a fucking coal miner after a 12 hour shift
You hate fun now? You, sir, are a turd in the fucking punch bowl.
This guy has the cheat codes for life
I think you just need new friends
Never done this but I’m a fan of concerts/music festivals solo. No poorly-coordinated friend groups to worry about, you can explore the venue at your leisure, and you don’t have to share the joints in your fanny pack
Get over yourself
Finn McCools, you dirty dogs
A guy named brad who does FUCKING CROSSFIT
*reddit thread
“All I found in his room was a jizz stained air mattress, this guy is worse off than I am”