Bob menery has been helping me out a lot recently (great follow on the gram)
-Snooter mcgee
-Ripper magoo
-Baggie curls
-Nose beers
-Snoz nachos
-Cocaine said in a Dewey Cox voice
-White lightning
-Gator Tails
-Booger sugar
-Nicaraguan Yazz
If I’m missing anything, y’all chime in
Yea she’s a stone cold fox, but that bone structure doesn’t support the bearing of my future Olympian children. Her spindly legs show me that she might be chronically deficient in adequate calorie intake/key nutrients, and might have some bone density issues. I need to know that my mate has the overall hip/core strength required to withstand the impending nuclear winter and help me repopulate the earth with superbabies. Nived can probably back me up.
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I’d butter any of the biscuits in that picture
When the worlds burning imma have a blunt in my lips and Pusha T’s greatest hits booming through the hallway
I got u fam
Fishing with dynamite. Enjoy taking strange with your wingpup
Just read the fucking article, man
We all know you’ve got nothing better to do, stop pretending you’re too good to read shit
Cocaine
Wait, who is my supervisor
A thousand times yes
I was reminded of Devils Dandruff by a buddy
Bob menery has been helping me out a lot recently (great follow on the gram)
-Snooter mcgee
-Ripper magoo
-Baggie curls
-Nose beers
-Snoz nachos
-Cocaine said in a Dewey Cox voice
-White lightning
-Gator Tails
-Booger sugar
-Nicaraguan Yazz
If I’m missing anything, y’all chime in
Bumplestilskins in the hot tub, nice touch. Snooters gonna snoot
If you think I’m watering down my Norse Viking genes with someone who is highly susceptible to ACL tears, y’trippin
Yea she’s a stone cold fox, but that bone structure doesn’t support the bearing of my future Olympian children. Her spindly legs show me that she might be chronically deficient in adequate calorie intake/key nutrients, and might have some bone density issues. I need to know that my mate has the overall hip/core strength required to withstand the impending nuclear winter and help me repopulate the earth with superbabies. Nived can probably back me up.
Imma have to steal that
You’ve got more stickers on your desk than I do on all my water bottles combined, impressive. Props on the dogfish head one
The bourbon is in case he gets sad or angry. The .44 is in case he gets REALLY sad or angry
That bachelor party’s boutta have more lines than a weekend trip to Disneyland
Double fisting breakfast foods, I like your style
Sup
He’s absolutely right, we’re all just dick salesmen looking for a commission
Yes you do
Thank you. That one was just for me.