I’m also all in on the idea of introducing firearms to the Pokémon universe, I’d love to hunt Pidgeot from a layout blind or go pack hunting for Nidoking in the mountains of the back country.
Professor Oak definitely sent you out into the world to catch dangerous beasts with magic fishing bobbers because he’s trying to get you out of the picture while he pipes your mom
My strategy for central Ohio: wear Aloha shirts as much as humanely possible. There’s something about a bright floral pattern that warms me my frigid body and soul and makes me feel like I’m back in my homeland nestled in the bosom of the Santa Monica Bay
Midwesterners have a boner for Yuengling and I just don’t get it. Average beer, and for some reason I always get shitty hangovers from drinking it.
Pacifico is the king of beers, don’t @ me
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FITYMI with the haymaker
So how serious is this boyfriend?
I’m not sure you know what ugly means
Sinnoh was a rough deployment. Lost a lot of good Raichu’s in that bush.
It was Onixpectedly humorous
I’m also all in on the idea of introducing firearms to the Pokémon universe, I’d love to hunt Pidgeot from a layout blind or go pack hunting for Nidoking in the mountains of the back country.
One could say it was super effective
Professor Oak definitely sent you out into the world to catch dangerous beasts with magic fishing bobbers because he’s trying to get you out of the picture while he pipes your mom
Not today, Putin
That’s me, honey
Tequila and Mexican import beers is my go to year round, just like the shirts it tricks me into thinking I’m somewhere warmer
My strategy for central Ohio: wear Aloha shirts as much as humanely possible. There’s something about a bright floral pattern that warms me my frigid body and soul and makes me feel like I’m back in my homeland nestled in the bosom of the Santa Monica Bay
I’m not looking for anything serious, but sup?
Poor Reginald
Water? I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
Nothing like some green crack to get you in the mood for chores
Well played
Midwesterners have a boner for Yuengling and I just don’t get it. Average beer, and for some reason I always get shitty hangovers from drinking it.
Pacifico is the king of beers, don’t @ me
One could even say it was a… raw dog
“I usually do $30 for a gram, but I’ll cut you a deal cuz I like you”
Racks in the bank