Maybe I have nicknames for friends/special ladies that I enjoy being reminded of whenever we interact over the phone.
And maybe you should mind y’damn business, you fuckin nerd
I find that sharing a pre-coital joint helps with stamina issues.
Also, yoga helps stimulate blood flow through the body and teaches you proper breathing techniques for calming your heart rate
Or just rub out the easy one before you get down in th trenches
You claim you’re a slave to brand names but you wear off brand carhart jackets, shit on the canada goose winter coats, and dress like you shop in a thrift store’s dumpster
Trouble gaining weight? Write him a prescription for copious amounts of squats and a gallon of whole milk every day. No joke, it’s as effective for skinny guys as a steroid cycle.
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If she’s serious, she can find me on the PGP Columbus Reddit thread
I’m a Socal native and hearing the word hella is worse than nails on a chalkboard
Shoot straight, have fun stacking gobblers
I just got a little drink at lunch so I’m sitting at my desk doing nothing because our home office is closed for Good Friday. Go Bucks.
That was so spot on it’s unsettling
Good talk
Maybe I have nicknames for friends/special ladies that I enjoy being reminded of whenever we interact over the phone.
And maybe you should mind y’damn business, you fuckin nerd
I’m always ready to catch and shoot a Top Gun quote
You’re doing it wrong. Try an indica.
I’m something of a sucker for deadheads
Crash and burn, huh Mav?
I find that sharing a pre-coital joint helps with stamina issues.
Also, yoga helps stimulate blood flow through the body and teaches you proper breathing techniques for calming your heart rate
Or just rub out the easy one before you get down in th trenches
Puppies are always puppies. Even when they’re thirteen with grey muzzles and hip displacia, that’s just a thirteen year old puppy.
You claim you’re a slave to brand names but you wear off brand carhart jackets, shit on the canada goose winter coats, and dress like you shop in a thrift store’s dumpster
“Ice cream is for winners, your narrow ass is doing squats when you get home. Now get in your carseat and drink your creatine shake”
If you can see your abs, you won’t survive the winter
Trouble gaining weight? Write him a prescription for copious amounts of squats and a gallon of whole milk every day. No joke, it’s as effective for skinny guys as a steroid cycle.
She probably caught on after your third destination change to a location across town
Those are just rebranded melamine sponges, buy generic and they’re barely a dollar each
Once did that to an ex fling on a picture honoring her late father… I seriously contemplated faking my death and moving to a new country