Just throw out their lunch while staring them in the soul. We used to do that to freshmen in high school who hadn’t learned the rules of common human decency
Reheating fish in a public microwave is grounds for justifiable homicide. If I catch someone doing that, I will make them eat the Tupperware in which they packed their leftover salmon fillets
So in your wildest dreams where you live in a universe that has granted you a literal magical invisibility cloak, you’d only use it for naps at your desk? That’s your fantasy?
The best part of Paso Robles is that once you drink yourself into a stupor at a beer festival, you can wake up the next morning and walk into some of the best wild pig hunting in the country
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If you’re ever in Columbus, the first ‘cifico is on me
These are not, in fact, the days
It’s like you’re reading out of my diary
Thank you for using the proper nomenclature
Triple O coming with the heaters
Tried to get him to tell about me
He told 12, “Gimme 12”
He told them to go to Hell about me
Eating ass is technically cheaper than an 8 ball
Just throw out their lunch while staring them in the soul. We used to do that to freshmen in high school who hadn’t learned the rules of common human decency
Backdoor sluts 9???
Reheating fish in a public microwave is grounds for justifiable homicide. If I catch someone doing that, I will make them eat the Tupperware in which they packed their leftover salmon fillets
OG Derrick Comedy videos are still my favorite, great to see Donald Glover back when he was still making absurd videos with his dorky white friends
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, Jim
For the millionth time, they’re called Aloha shirts. And that season is year-fuckin-round
After moving to the Midwest, I’m a UDF guy. I can pick up blunt wraps with my 6 lbs of ice cream and it’s a friggin game changer
I’ve expressed my discontent with filthy Potter-hating muggles before. You talk trash like this again, imma fuck around and catch a body.
So in your wildest dreams where you live in a universe that has granted you a literal magical invisibility cloak, you’d only use it for naps at your desk? That’s your fantasy?
Nobody’s that straight
The best part of Paso Robles is that once you drink yourself into a stupor at a beer festival, you can wake up the next morning and walk into some of the best wild pig hunting in the country
*swish*
I usually try to do my solids at your mom’s house