Juleps are cool, but the infield is all about the turkey legs. I worked on one of those bad boys for about an hour and it was fucking glorious. I felt like a drunk caveman in a seersucker suit.
Woulda been cool to see John Daly pick one. I imagine him stumbling to the tee box smoking his third Winston in as many minutes with “Nightrain” by Guns n Roses playing
6’4” with bad knees checking in. Not to mention all the cars I’d love to drive that don’t have adequate legroom or cargo space for me to camp on the back. And say goodbye to the effortless leg gains of our shorter brethren.
He’s trying to establish himself as the alpha. Don’t let it happen. Take off your shirt during the next meeting, beat the shit out of him, then piss on his desk and power fuck his girl and eat his offspring while the rest of the wolves watch. Boom, you’re the alpha now.
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Juleps are cool, but the infield is all about the turkey legs. I worked on one of those bad boys for about an hour and it was fucking glorious. I felt like a drunk caveman in a seersucker suit.
Not for long
Grade A heater
Does anything exist? Is any of this even real? Are we human? Or are we dancer?
A Milli by Lil Wayne or The Chain by Fleetwood Mac
Woulda been cool to see John Daly pick one. I imagine him stumbling to the tee box smoking his third Winston in as many minutes with “Nightrain” by Guns n Roses playing
I came here to win, not make friends
Dude just drop-kicked the door off it’s hinges with his swinging dick in one hand and a piping hot content bomb in the other. He’s off to a fast start
You spilled my macchiato!
You light ONE bitch on fire and everybody freaks out
6’4” with bad knees checking in. Not to mention all the cars I’d love to drive that don’t have adequate legroom or cargo space for me to camp on the back. And say goodbye to the effortless leg gains of our shorter brethren.
He’s trying to establish himself as the alpha. Don’t let it happen. Take off your shirt during the next meeting, beat the shit out of him, then piss on his desk and power fuck his girl and eat his offspring while the rest of the wolves watch. Boom, you’re the alpha now.
Tasteful
Same here. They don’t even have in n out
It’s like peeling an onion with you, man. All these layers of mystery
This all but confirms a running theory of mine that you’re homeless
Cuz THATS what needed revamping in the Catholic Church
Today is a holy day observance.
Kush be with you.
“And also with you”
Lift up your joints
“We lift them up to the lord”
ASU tuition can be pricey, they don’t have a choice
It’s like they don’t even know who sponsors the Baja 1000